Welcome to the neon bulletin board behind the front desk — the place where management posts all the important notices, warnings, and fine print. Consider this equal parts motel folklore and actual policy.

🚫 No Refunds for Stolen Towels

Even the best roadside motels have limits. Read our Refund Policy for the official word.

🛎️ Check-In & Check-Out

Your package isn’t late, it’s just taking the scenic route. See our Shipping Policy.

📜 The Fine Print Nobody Reads

This is the part lawyers care about. Our Terms of Service.

🔐 We Respect Closed Doors

Your privacy matters — what happens at the Inn, stays at the Inn. Visit our Privacy Policy.

☎️ Ring the Front Desk

Got questions, concerns, or compliments? Check our Contact Information.