🏷️ Disenfranchised Souvenirs

Step inside — the shelves are stacked, the bell is waiting on the counter.

Here you’ll find a mix: souvenirs with bite, cards no store ever stocked, and keepsakes made for reunions where words never feel like enough. Some shelves sting, others soothe. Some are made to keep, others to burn, and a few to gift when no words will do.

It’s not a tidy collection, but it’s real. And sometimes real is the best gift of all.

Browse the Shelves

Every shelf holds its own story. Step closer, see what speaks to you, and maybe take the Scenic Route through each one.

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