📖 Guest Binder

Every roadside inn has one — that binder tucked in the nightstand, waiting to be flipped through when the TV’s fuzzy and you can’t sleep. Normally, it’s just pizza menus and fire escape maps. Ours? Way more entertaining.

  • 🛎️ Front Desk Clerks

    Meet the crew holding this place together with duct tape and caffeine.

    Ring for Service 

  • 📬 Suggestion Box

    Scribble your thoughts, rants, or half-baked ideas.

    Slip It In Here 

  • 🚫 House Rules

    The fine print, but rewritten so you might actually read it.

    Peek at the Rules 

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