Because nothing says family reunion like mailing your saliva to strangers.
The “Spit Just Got Real” card is a cheeky nod to every adoptee, donor-conceived, or NPE human who knows that one little test tube can blow a family tree wide open. Bright, playful, and just the right amount of petty — it’s the perfect card for those anxiously waiting for their ancestry bomb to drop.
Front: Spit just got real!
Inside: Anxiously awaiting your results.
Send it with humor, keep it as a souvenir, or frame it as a warning.
Part of Disenfranchised Souvenirs — where the truth is messy, but at least it’s funny.
EU representative: With No Direction, withnodirection1993@gmail.com, 19409 Tyler St, Lacona, IA, 50139, US
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.
