Well Spit! Greeting Card – DNA Test Humor, Adoptee, Donor Conceived, NPE, MPE Surprise Results

Sometimes DNA testing delivers answers, and sometimes it just… spits out more questions. This Well Spit! card is perfect for those moments when results don’t go the way you hoped — whether it’s no close matches, too many unexpected ones, or an MPE/Donor Conceived surprise you didn’t see coming.

Blank inside so you can write the message your friend (or yourself) needs most: solidarity, humor, or just a simple ‘yep, this stinks.’

Because in the world of DNA tests, sometimes the only right reaction is: Well Spit!

Product features
- Vibrant colors for eye-catching designs
- Available in glossy or matte finish
- Premium 300gsm paper for a quality feel
- Card size: 6.9" × 4.9" (17.5cm × 12.5cm)
- Print on both inside and outside surfaces

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.

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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.